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prieamwidth2019-02-21 06:19 pm
systemdesu) wrote in prieamwidth2019-02-21 06:19 pm
✨ everyone, assemble! it's time to become an idol!
✨ IDOL CHALLENGES - FEBRUARY ✨
[ ✨ Idol Challenge #1: Don't Count Your Chickens Before The Catch! ]
Bawk~! Baaawk, bawkbawk, bawk baaawk!
[ Welcome to PriPara. There is a man in red glasses and a rooster kigurumi dancing around the town square, flapping his wings and clucking seductively at any hens who happen to be around.
Wait, why are there. So many hens? In fact, there are chickens everywhere! And they don't seem to be going for this mating display. ]
Bawk bawk baaaw--
[ !! Those red glasses flash as the man notices the newcomer watching him. Standing up straight, he adjusts his glasses on his face and addresses the new idol. ]
[ A woman in similar glasses (and a hen costume) pulls a ribbon suspended from....somewhere....and confetti and glitter rain down from a giant party popper. The words WELCOME TO PRIEAMWIDTH PRIPARA also spool down in a long vertical sign.
An identical woman, down to the costume, comes up, holding a chicken. ] Originally, Red Meganii had planned on creating the puniverse's largest omurice as a welcome present, but he left the chicken coop unlatched and they all escap~ed~♪ Everyo~one, please help us catch the chickens before PriPara becomes ChiPara~♪
[ And with that, the man hops over a bush and begins clucking again. But he is not playing around. Not in the slightest. No.
....Unfortunately, it seems like these glasses-wearing chicken people are onto something. There are chickens everywhere but a large empty coop near the forest. Can you get any back inside?
Or will you find yourself henpecked on your very first day? ]
[ ✨ Idol Challenge #2: Evade a Kidmaapping! ]
[ Stray chickens are not the only trouble lurking in the Prieamwidth PriPara today. Anyone helping with the challenge above or otherwise exploring PriPara may find themselves approached suddenly from behind - and lifted high over someone's head!
Is this your fate, or will you flock to your troubled new companion's aid? ]
[[ ooc: The kidmaa-pper is available to take part in threads upon priquest. ]]
[ ✨ Idol Challenge #3: Dust Off Your Fashion Sense! ]
[ Ultimately all the new idols are brought into a room in the TV station, via goat express or other means. There, they are greeted by an androgynous and handsome individual who could probably put someone's eye out with their lashes.
This person is apparently "Hibiki-sama", administrator of the Prieamwidth PriPara. And she does not look impressed. ]
[ The man in the goat suit produces a silver platter, upon which rests a fancy cup of tea. Hibiki takes a sip (and her sweet time), sets it down, and continues. ]
It's a futile gesture, but in the interests of my duties as administrator, I'll grant you the issuing of my first trial. Whosoever achieves it in a manner pleasing to me shall receive the honor of becoming my Prieamwidth debut opening act.
[ The goat man pulls back a heavy velvet curtain along one wall to reveal a heavy set of doors. Hibiki, holding her tea again, gestures to the doors. ] This is the Prieamwidth PriPara Coord Graveyard. Pieces of PriPara coords doomed to never find their match assemble here.
[ Tea sip. ] I'll have you sort the contents. Those who decline the challenge lack the fortitude necessary to stand on stage.
[ The hint of a smirk appears on her face as her eyebrows arch. ] Do weed yourselves for me, lest you put on a disgraceful show.
[ The goat butler unlocks the door. Hibiki stands back. Far back. The goat butler produces riot shields from nowhere and places them in a square around her. Hibiki sips her tea.
The goat butler opens the doors - and an eerie miasma seeps out....
No, wait. It's (mostly) dust. Dust and some seriously ominous vibes.
Within are the UGLIEST CLOTHES ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. And they are strewn everywhere in HEAPS AND MOUNDS OF MESS. There are plenty of clothing racks and closets and shelf space, but none of it is being used. Everything is just heaped. In despair.
This may not be a "challenge" so much as just doing chores Hibiki can't be assed to do. But do you accept it anyway?
After all, there's a show at stake! ]
Star Butterfly | OTA
[Star has seen a lot of weird stuff, but it's literally been a week since she just saved the source of all magic and her entire dimension and she is not about this.]
Wait, what? What do you take me for, some kinda chicken chaser?
[Buuuuut she's not gonna leave just yet, instead scanning the feathery crowd in case one of them happens to look familiar. Maybe with green feathers, derpy eyes, and screaming?]
2: Are you asking for a challenge?
[Star stands near the back of the room, giving Hibiki the sink-eye throughout the entire speech. She gets dragged here and made to do all these menial tasks all while getting insulted! Who does this guy(???) think he is, anyway?]
You think I don't have what it takes to sort some dirty laundry, huh? Well, watch THIS!
[did
did she just swan dive into the piles of clothes]
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[ Another newcomer walks up to Star, fingers flicking through her own bangs in an extremely suave gesture. She adjusts the guitar she's carrying on her back. ]
The chickens will be in trouble if they wander somewhere dangerous. Running free is appealing, but.....it's for their own good.
[ Her smile is 100% always this blindingly sharp. She's not leaning heavily on one side of herself just because she's surrounded by adorable cute pink stuff and she's on the verge of having a glee-filled breakdown.
That is definitely not what is happening. She is a helpful and level-headed passing rock musician. That is all! ]
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Well...
[ Stifling a nervous chuckle. To fill the silence as she tries to think of a way to spin this, Sara reaches down and picks up a chicken that happened to be wandering past. Fortunately, it's docile, and mostly just looks confused. And oh no.
This chicken is FLUFFY. She wants to. She wants to pet it. But she. Must resist! ]
That's why they'd like to see it cleaned up, maybe.
[ Do you trust a person holding a chicken, Star? ]
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I guess, but they should've cleaned up before inviting us all here!
[She quickly reaches down and picks up a chicken and pets it.]
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[ There, there, chicken. Stay nice and calm as she walks you back to the pen.....
OH SHOOT SHE'S PETTING
AND NOW SHE
CAN'T STOP
This very cool person's hand is going like a mile a minute on this chicken's back. Apparently petting the chickens comes recommended? ]
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...These guys are really fluffy....
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[ no no no even among a kindred spirit, she can't
she can't destroy meltic star's balance before she's even had a chance to broadcast about anna's cuteness to pripara
keep it together, midorikawa sara
Sara quickly turns around so Star won't see her if she loses control of her face and freaks out from all the fluffiness. ] B-but I'm sure the sight of you as an idol will be even cuter.
[ VERY COOL
VERY SUAVE
NICE SAVE! ]
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[ Hibiki turns away. Did Star just fall for a ruse, or can Hibiki not bear to witness this?
WHO KNOWS. ]
Ando. Shut the door.
[ "As you wish, Hibiki-sama."
This door is shutting slowly, however. So if Star wishes to show off her sorting skillz, or otherwise wishes to highlight an AMAZING FIND, or whatever her little pop heart desires,
she will have
an opportunipri. ]
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[Thinking quickly. Star grabs the nearest shoe and chucks it, aiming to get it wedged in the door frame before it shuts completely.]
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Hibiki pauses. What to make of this? ]
You've been offered an limited-edition chance. Who could be dissatisfied?